An Email from my Mother
So my mom is good for sending or rather forwarding an FYI email. Usually about some event or some other news worthy thing that she figures I'd be interested in or that I need to know. Well to my surprise last week she sent a prayer email of sorts. I was literally crying by the time I finished reading it. And now I want to share. Happy Friday! Enjoy - Mama Alyson
(Ohh and Happy Birthday to my Mommy, even tho she doesn't read my blog and a B-Day shout out to my girl Carmell over at my "KoolBreeze" mommy spot)
(Ohh and Happy Birthday to my Mommy, even tho she doesn't read my blog and a B-Day shout out to my girl Carmell over at my "KoolBreeze" mommy spot)
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think,"somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"
- You need to pray at work
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think "what the f*&% do they want now?"
- You need to pray at work
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"
-You need to pray at work
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk
-You need to pray at work
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think "sorry a## M#$^% F%&#'s"
-You need to pray at work
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching or slapping someone that you work with
- You need to pray at work
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their whole f*&^%$# life story
-You need to pray at work
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out . . . . .
- You DEFINITELY need to pray at work
Let us all bow our heads
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think,"somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"
- You need to pray at work
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think "what the f*&% do they want now?"
- You need to pray at work
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"
-You need to pray at work
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk
-You need to pray at work
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think "sorry a## M#$^% F%&#'s"
-You need to pray at work
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching or slapping someone that you work with
- You need to pray at work
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their whole f*&^%$# life story
-You need to pray at work
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out . . . . .
- You DEFINITELY need to pray at work
Let us all bow our heads
Smiles for M.A.T
My Loves
M.A.T. in black and Aly
7 Comments:
At 5:14 AM, November 30, 2007,
Carmell said…
ROTFLMAO!!! that was too funny.
Thank Ya Gurl for the birthday shout out!!
At 8:28 AM, November 30, 2007,
Shai said…
Aly, I am at work almost falling out my chair cuz half that ish is true for me. SMH. We are having our office remodeled and we are in a temporary setup, one big room 15 folks and no partitions.
I needed that laugh even though some folks think I am crazy laughing under my hand.
At 1:00 PM, November 30, 2007,
*Tanyetta* said…
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Now that was toooooo funny and sooooooo true. I hate them happy chix! GTFOHWTBS! LOL
At 7:40 PM, November 30, 2007,
AR Gal said…
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk
When I tell you this is me ere'day........*smh*
I don't hide under the desk but I have been known to get up and walk the hell off somewhere. lol lol lol lol
At 5:23 AM, December 02, 2007,
G. Mo said…
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"
-You need to pray at work
I can't tell you how many times I say to myself, "I can't believe this m**f***a can't take their fat a** up/down one flight of stairs". That one right there, irks me to no end!!!
At 11:20 AM, December 02, 2007,
Don said…
*bows head*
Those instances were hilarious!
And soooooo true.
At 11:21 AM, December 02, 2007,
Don said…
Especially this one:
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their whole f*&^%$# life story
-You need to pray at work
LMAO!
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